In mourning again

A little over 3 years after I received the crushing news that my darling Matt Damon had been taken off the market, I am now hit with the heart-breaking announcement that Roger Federer's girlfriend Mirka Vavrinec is pregnant with his child.

NO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Now he'll never leave her. Damn that lucky, lucky bitch.

Someone cheer me up. =(