Monday, December 12, 2005

In mourning

I received some devastating news last Saturday night...

My sister (reading a text message from Auntie Nene, our favorite gossipmonger): Hey, Matt Damon got married.

Me (in a scream of pure anguish):
NO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

My sister (rolling her eyes): As if you had a chance!

Good point. Sniffle.

Share in my heartbreak.

10 Comments:

At Monday, December 12, 2005, Anonymous jen ong said...

Why are all the good men taken?! We are experiencing a scarcity of good men in the world :( The supply of good women exceed the supply of good men. Why? Cause the good men are either not Chinese, too short, GAY, or taken. Haha!

 
At Tuesday, December 13, 2005, Blogger Ailee Through the Looking Glass said...

Hear, hear! Is it any wonder we rest our hopes on impossibly unattainable, drop-dead gorgeous (AND taken, grumble grumble) celebrities?

When Orlando Bloom marries Kate Bosworth I'm sending the MIC sisters my application. xp

 
At Tuesday, December 13, 2005, Anonymous karen said...

Me (in a scream of pure anguish):
NO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

must. see. ms. lim. get. married.

to who again?

 
At Tuesday, December 13, 2005, Anonymous karen said...

by the way,

Orly?!

eew?

 
At Tuesday, December 13, 2005, Blogger Ailee Through the Looking Glass said...

WhoM. :p

And I'm still dreaming of becoming Mrs. Orlando Bloom, so don't burst my bubble... yet. xp

 
At Tuesday, December 13, 2005, Anonymous karen said...

i realized na whom nga dapat... eh blogspot kasi you can't delete.

haha ayos lang, ikaw naman english teacher ko eh. kunwari ikaw nagturo. hehe

orly's not hot.
you know, i'd like to see orlando get married to someone na yung first name ay flower. tipong: "Lily Bloom or Rose Bloom."
wala lang. kainis noh?

 
At Tuesday, December 13, 2005, Anonymous jen ong said...

When Orlando Bloom marries Kate Bosworth I'm sending the MIC sisters my application.

You seriously wanna be with Sr. Dina? I highly doubt that hahaha! :)

 
At Wednesday, December 14, 2005, Blogger Ailee Through the Looking Glass said...

Karen: Excuuuuuse me, I would never teach my students the wrong usage of who and whom. Don't make me disown you. xp

And who says you can't delete your comments? I've done it before on other people's blogspots.

Jen: You know me far too well. ;p

 
At Wednesday, December 14, 2005, Anonymous jooo said...

Sorry, but *BARF*!!! You like Orlando Bloom? The Y-Chromosome Lacking One? Hahaha...

I wasn't a Damon fan until he played Jason Bourne. Intensity is hot. He's the thinking woman's man, too. Hahhhvahd, anyone?

Ooohhh... and Harry Connick Jr. was almost cast as Gambit in the X-Men movies. Uhm. Moldy oldie.

 
At Wednesday, December 14, 2005, Blogger Ailee Through the Looking Glass said...

You guys are so-ooo mean to my Orly. Hmph. Oh well. At least I have less competition (again, as if I have a chance! haha).

As for the talented Mr. Damon, Good Will Hunting was what did it for me. Emotionally confused, brilliant bad boy. Just my type of guy. And those abs were a yummy bonus. Haha.

Yeah, I heard about Harry almost getting cast as Gambit (who will forever be my favorite comic book hottie). I think he would have been perfect for the role... ten years ago. :p Harry's still sexy but in a more... mature way ("moldy" is too mean! xp).

 

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