The perks of being the C.O.O.

For now, until my parents decide what to do with me, my designation at work is Assistant Vice President (heavy on the "assistant"; "vice president" is purely nominal). I was making an organization chart for our company when I asked my dad where my name would go. He decided on AVP for the meantime. Then my mom piped up with a laugh, "Aren't you C.O.O.? Child of Owner?"

Contrary to what I was dreading at first, there are several things I like about being the C.O.O.

1. I do not have to clock in or out, although I am expected to arrive on time at 9 AM like everyone else.
2. I do not have to wear a uniform, not that our office uniform is anything as hideous as ICA's.
3. I do not have to report to work on Saturdays, while the rest of the office staff has half-day work.
4. I get to use the bosses' private bathroom, so even if I have to do number 2, I don't worry about the stink.
5. When the bosses need to go home early, I go home early too (like today, whee!).

Plus, next week, the bosses are going to Shanghai to attend a fashion show, and guess who's going with them?

Yep, it's good to be the boss, but being the kid of the boss ain't bad at all.