It's NOT funny

Well ok, maybe it is funny, but when you consider that this pitiful pinhead is going to be representing our country in an international pageant, then you might choke on your laughter and cry instead. I don't know whether I want to shoot her or myself, to put one of us out of misery. Actually, nix that, I want to shoot the frickin' judges for naming this bimbo Bb. Pilipinas World. Yes, even you, Chris Tiu.

At least Ms. Teen South Carolina got a more difficult question. AND SHE DIDN'T WIN.