Idol chatter

Not that there was ever any doubt, but it was all too evident last night who the real rocker on American Idol is. Bo was in his element, but Constantine was not quite in the same league. Simon’s comment after Constantine’s performance was spot-on: he has, for better or worse, “crossed over,” and he might as well stick to the path he chose to go down, since the charming crooner routine has been working for him anyway. Heck, sure works on me.

Carrie is a pretty girl and a strong singer, but what she has in looks and talent she utterly lacks in personality and fashion sense.

If anything will save Anthony now (I hear Nicole praying ;p), it has to be his sappy pre-performance video. Seeing his proud parents all choked up and teary-eyed touched even my cold-hearted self. Sniffle.

I don’t know why, but Vonzell gets on my nerves. Too damn pa-cute.

Last season, Ryan Seacrest was irritating but kind of funny. This season, he's just irritating. And what was up with him sitting on the lap of some guy in the audience last night?? Gee, and I wonder why there are rumors he's gay.

Someone has to tell Paula the Parrot to stop repeating herself and stop stealing Simon's lines ("having said that..."). And stop getting dressed in the dark.

And of course, we can't have an AI analysis without my favorite topic...

If Scott still doesn't get kicked off, I'm going to have a conniption. Listening to him croak "Dance with My Father Again" (by itself the song is enough to make me gag) was almost physically painful. America must be a nation of sado-masochists to have kept him on the show this long. I seriously hope we're put out of our misery tonight.