Saturday, May 07, 2005

Still raving...

Have you ever wished you had an extra pair of eyes so you could take in absolutely every detail of what you're seeing? Tonight my peepers greedily gorged on three of the most amazing, visually stimulating things I have seen in a long, long while (not counting Constantine ;p): the trailer for Episode 3 (Yoda! Chewie! Vader! woohoo!), the trailer for Sin City (I could watch this movie with the sound off and not care), and, of course, Orlando The-Sexiest-Blacksmith-in-the-Whole-Kingdom-of-Heaven-and-Beyond Bloom. Damn, he's gorgeous. I suspect the movie itself was kind of dull, but I really didn't notice because I was too busy gazing rapturously at his alternately soot-smeared and blood-stained face the entire time. I was reduced into a brainless puddle of goo for the duration of the film.

Oh, and Rachel honey, I'm sorry to inform you that Orly and I have been carrying on a torrid affair even before you two entered your sham of a marriage.

9 Comments:

At Saturday, May 07, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

orlando bloom... ick.... hahahaha!!!!!!!! Hm... well, at least that gives me an idea of what to look for here in europe. haha! Hm.. there are very few hot guys of ur taste here... Everytuime i see one... I just happen to not have a camera.. maybe in France! I'm sure there will be some in the beach! or a hot latino in Barcelona! haha!!! I think i will grow fat here... haha! o btw, nice pic of ms.tria and ms.cua. i miss em too........... (even if ms. cua aint my teacher yet. I miss squealing at her each time i see her!! #1 suck up is right here!!) haha!

 
At Saturday, May 07, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tarin admitted she's a suck up. That comes only once in a while. Nice. Sorry Tarin, couldn't help it :p Take pictures of the hotties there will you? I haven't seen any here back home. My Study Time class doesn't offer that special breed, and not that your class did either. HAHAHA.

Sorry Ms. Lim, I had to use your blog for our communication :p

Oh and about Orly? Don't think I'm not aware about that, he warned me that there were tons of obsessive fans out there who like to think they have this kind of relationship with him, I didn't think you'd be one of them though.

Peace ;p

 
At Sunday, May 08, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

orly? blech. not that hot. haha sorry.

your guys... *shakes head*

JUDE LAW. now HE's drool-worthy.

 
At Monday, May 09, 2005, Blogger Ailee Through the Looking Glass said...

Jude Law = 1 bucket of drool
Orlando Bloom = 5 buckets of drool

Stop picking on my guys Karen!!

Rachel, that's funny, Orly said you would say something like that. He said you were in deep denial. Tsk tsk, sad.

 
At Monday, May 09, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ey, did you notice that orlando has a knack for getting roles as a blacksmith before he is upgraded into a knight or...a VERY COOL pirate?!:D

 
At Monday, May 09, 2005, Blogger Ailee Through the Looking Glass said...

That, and he also gets roles where he is armed with either a bow and arrow (LOTR and Troy) or a sword (LOTR, Troy, Pirates, Kingdom... am I missing anything here?).

 
At Monday, May 09, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

orly... is that his real nickname?

orlando bloom gets the madungis roles. rugged hot look daw

jude's bucket VS orly's (haha ORLY) 5 buckets?
oh, YOU MEAN:
jude's olympic-pool-sized bucket VS orlando's 5 little tabo ones. in that case, i agree.
may i remind you that jude law is THE SEXIEST man in the world?
hay nako... i need dms as backup.

NOTE TO SELF: think of substantial arguments next time.

 
At Monday, May 09, 2005, Blogger Ange said...

Have you ever noticed that his movies strangely take place in a different time, a different century? I'm guessing it's because of his accent and great body that's fit for a lot of action scenes. If he were to do a modern film, like perhaps a romantic comedy, he might not be comfortable with it. Besides, there's nothing daring about the chic flicks. And Orly's always up for the adventure. Once, he even sported a mohawk. He looked really weird..:) He's broken so many bones before with all of his daredevil acts, so I definitely can't see him in a more modern role. But then again, he is a versatile actor. Anything can happen. :)

One more thing, you shouldn't "argue" on who has any claim on him. We all know to whom he really belongs and that person isn't who you think she is... *evil grin*

 
At Wednesday, May 25, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think orlando bloom is soo bagay to be a knight or a warrior in the olden times because I mean imagine him as Anakin in Star Wars or Neo in The Matrrix (wait, does Neo have a last name?!)! It just wouldn't click! After all, he starred in Black Hawk Down and we all know how well that turned out *laughs*. Nobody ever remembers that movie! Might I add that Ewan was also in that movie. He was the very obedient and respectable soldier who served coffee...how memorable!

 

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